Patrick Obahiagbon's Democracy Day Message (or atleast I think it is)

  "A celebration of democracy or a deprecable apotheosis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy,cascading into a mobocracy with all the ossifying proclivities of a kakistocracy? With our "democracy" enveloped in a paraplegic crinkum-crankum,we must all rise up to bring to focal hiceps and biceps, Nigerias "Pluto-mobo-kakistocracy"....Certainly not democracy." Happy Democracy Day!!!"
- Patrick Obahiagbon